Sam dons the Mankini!

So, you may remember that a couple of days ago we placed a picture of Dangerous Dave in a bikini on this page. All seemed well, we thought, until Dave sent the following email to the website editor:

Dear Tom,

Please could you do me a favour and take down the picture of me in a bikini - it's too embarrassing for words and I really don't want my parents to see it...or my girlfriends parents or anyone else. I'll gladly take the flak but hopefully no one should even notice.

Yours in need,

Dave

We decided to give poor Dave the chance of a reprieve... so we opened up the voting lines, giving you the option to have the picture taken down, or to force poor Dave into a Borat-esque mankini!

Dave was relieved to find the East Midlands on his side... and Sam was forced into the lurid green number instead! We've censored it for decency...