Interview With Henry 

Full Name: Henry Percival Wellington-Smythe 

Place of Residence: Little Todgerton hall, Leicestershire

Occupation: Hhhm...I don't 'work' as such, I just help out in the grounds of my parent's vast estate. However I'm waiting for feedback from many jobs I've called to enquire about...

Spouse: My beloved Felicity Beatrice Huntingsworth Wellington-Smythe, she's an absolute porker!

Family: I have two young whipper-snappers, Harry (12) & Freddy (10) and of course my parents, Crispin and Bunny Wellington-Smythe.

Pets: My cracking little Basset hounds, Pippin and Camilla.

Best Friends: That would be the rascal Rupert Larkin, he's my best friend, do you know him?

Hobbies: Rugby, dinghy-sailing, shooting, skiing, wrestling with Rupert, getting pushed into our lake by the wife...

Favourite Clothing:  My tweed jacket and snazzy mustard cords.

Ever met Royalty?: Met them?! I’m related to them, 2nd cousin to the princes you know...

Whose phone number would you like to have? My own.

Favourite Phrases….. "ohhhhh?"…… "do you know him/her?"…….. "an absolute porker"……"whoopsey daisy".

Favoured mode of transport: Felicity drives that old Merc Estate and I like my trusty old Landrover – neither have much room in the boots as they are usually full of straw!

Hear Henry's hilarious phone calls here