Its All A Big Stitch Up
(To the tune of Making Your Mind Up)
You know, it really winds me up
That we cant win anymore
Other countries
Vote for each other and, fix the score
Little states that help out their mates
Its all a big stitch up!
Its so predictable
That Holland love their Belgian brothers
Andorras in Spain
So always give the 12 points, to each other
You not gonna win
Unless your Fin
Its all a big stitch up
Its not just bigger countries
But the little ones
All those new republics
Are a pain in the Balkans
The way the countries vote
Yknow its quite unsavoury
Can we give Andy Abraham a medal
For Bravery
Greece love Cyprus
So they wont vote for us
Its all a big stitch up
Its all big stitch up
Its all a big stitch up
Its all a big stitch up
