Sam Pinkham

Here are some texts we got on this mornings show.....

 You know your Mrs wears the trousers when......

When she's go the TV remotes and I have to bring her Tea & Biscuits while I run hear a bath

When u want 2 put them on and they have already gone.

You know your wife wears the trousers when she owns a pub and stops you drinking

She picks the footy match u watch.
 
When your wife prebooks ur taxi home on a night out with the lads.

When you move in with them!

When You can't watch the rugby coz the Corrie omnibus is on and your buddy movies have been wiped off sky+ so she can record Emmerdale.
e cant be bothered to get up

When she goes out drinking and She wakes in the middle of the night and makes you get a drink of water for her.

Im the boss in my house and have my wifes permission to say so.

When you have to ask permission to go to the pub!

I wear the trousers in my house. The wife just tells me what colour to wear.

When you have dinner waiting on the table, and she phones to say she's staying in the pub with work people.

When you get a slap across the face for saying 'No'

When . . . She's watching the football and sends you out for the beer!

When she has an Ann Summers party and you get sent to a bedroom to sit with the kids for the evening.

When she rings your mates and tells them you cannot go out on a friday night as she wants some us time.

When........ She has a premiership season ticket to stoke city and you stay home to look after the kids!

When you spend time in the kitchen
 
When you have 2 sleep on the lawn in a tent so her mam can sleep in our bed

When u have to mow the lawn on your day off

when you pay £1500 quid for TV to watch footy but controls the remote control.

When you have to ask for pocket money every month!

When you are washing up and she is out drinking

When you go to the bank on pay day and the wife has beats you there & taken your money out!

She leaves toilet seat up

When she wakes you up at 5 am to make a drink for her before i go to work!

As soon as she opens her gob!

When she knows your bank login but you dont know hers!

I wear the trousers in my house,SHE tells me wot colour!

When she locks you out for being 5 min late home from a night out with lads

Posted by Sam Pinkham on June 02, 2008 at 12:37PM

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